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q[0] ="When the solution is simple, God is answering. "+b+" Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";
q[1] = "The perception of a problem is always relative. Your headache feels terrific to the druggist."+b+"Ramona E. F. Arnett";
q[2] = "I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."+b+"Poul Anderson";
q[3] ="If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. "+b+"Abraham Maslow";
q[4] ="It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem. "+b+"G. K. Chesterton";
q[5] ="It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."+b+"Malcolm Forbes";
q[6] ="There is always an easy solution to every human problem: neat, plausible and wrong. "+b+"H. L. Mencken";
q[7] ="There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise."+b+"Gore Vidal";
q[8] ="I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem."+b+"Ashleigh Brilliant";
q[9] ="No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it."+b+"Charles Schulz";
q[10] ="The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."+b+"David Friedman";
q[11] ="There is no solution because there is no problem."+b+"Marcel Duchamp";
q[12] ="Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them."+b+" Ray E. Brown";
q[13] ="Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them."+b+"Laurence J. Peter";
q[14] ="Some people approach every problem with an open mouth."+b+"Adlai E. Stevenson";
q[15] ="Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem."+b+"John Galsworthy";
q[16] ="Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all."+b+"Charles Babbage";
q[17] ="The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it."+b+"Alan Saporta";
q[18] ="A problem is merely an opportunity you didn't think you wanted."+b+"Ron Bridges";
q[19] ="The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."+b+"Theodore Rubin";
q[20] ="It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be solved with means and methods which were applied or seemed to work in the past..."+b+"Mikhail Gorbachev";
q[21] ="The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them."+b+"Albert Einstein";
q[22] ="Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings."+b+"John F. Kennedy";
q[23] ="Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up."+b+"James Magary";
q[24] ="The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one."+b+"Albert Einstein";
q[25] ="I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."+b+"Richard Feynman";
q[26] ="The problem with political jokes is they get elected."+b+"Henry Cate VII";
q[27] ="The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do."+b+"B. F. Skinner";
q[28] ="The problem with the gene pool is that there is no life guard."+b+ "C. Lindahl";
q[29] ="No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking."+b+ "Francois Marie Arouet dit Voltaire";
q[30] ="Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true."+b+"William Inge";
q[31] ="When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong."+b+"Richard Buckminster Fuller";
q[32] ="Problems worthy
of attack
prove their worth
by hitting back."+b+" Piet Hein";
q[33] ="What we're saying today is that you're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem."+b+"Eldridge Cleaver, in a speech in San Francisco";
q[34] ="Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."+b+"Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode ";
q[35] ="The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."+b+"Mark Russell";
q[36] ="If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?"+b+"Albert Einstein";
q[37] ="Never compose anything unless the not composing of it becomes a positive nuisance to you."+b+"Gustav Holst (1921)";
q[38] ="A creative artist works on his next composition because he is not satisfied with his previous one."+b+"Dmitri Shostakovich (1959)";
q[39] ="A good composer does not imitate; he steals."+b+"Igor Stravinsky";
q[40] ="The current state of music presents a variety of solutions in search of a problem, the problem being to find somebody left to listen."+b+"Ned Rorem (1967)";
q[41] ="When I am with composers, I say I am a conductor. When I am with conductors, I say I am a composer."+b+"Leonard Bernstein (1963)";
q[42] ="God hath given to some men wisdom and understanding, and to others the art of playing the fiddle."+b+"Robert Southey (1812)";
q[43] ="Composers and musicians have always starved and, as this is a sentimental country, we think the tradition should be continued."+b+"Sir Thomas Beecham";
q[44] ="What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult."+b+"Sigmund Freud";
q[45] ="It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."+b+"Albert Einstein";
q[46] ="I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."+b+"Woodrow Wilson";
q[47] ="Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame."+b+"Gilbert K. Chesterton";
q[48] ="If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint', then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced."+b+"Vincent Van Gogh";
q[49] ="I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."+b+"Andy Warhol";
q[50] ="Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."+b+"Pablo Picasso";
q[51] ="That theory is worthless. It isn't even wrong!"+b+"Wolfgang Pauli";
q[52] ="The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem."+b+"John Peers";
q[53] ="Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."+b+"Joseph Stalin";
q[54] ="I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."+b+"Frank A. Clark";
q[55] ="I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."+b+"Dan Quayle";
q[56] ="My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."+b+"Dave Barry";
q[57] ="Op Damplein 1 - er was geen nummer 3 of 5, wel waren er aan de overzijde enkele even nummers - woonde mijn grootvader. Aangezien hij slechts een passie kende, het Damspel, vond ik het logisch dat hij op Damplein 1 woonde. De wereld was overzichtelijk en wel geordend."+b+"(Maarten t Hart, De steile helling, blz. 26)";
q[58] ="Als je met een ernstig probleem geconfronteerd wordt, denk dan zeer goed na. Is er een oplossing, dan heeft het geen zin u op te winden. Is er geen oplossing, dan heeft het geen nut u op te winden."+b+"Dalai Lama";
q[59] ="Vertel me niet dat dit een moeilijk probleem is. Als het niet moeilijk was, zou het geen probleem zijn."+b+"Ed Koch";
q[60] ="Als je de bank 100 pond schuldig bent, heb jij een probleem. Maar als je de bank een miljoen pond schuldig bent, hebben zij een probleem."+b+"J.M.Keynes";
q[61] ="Het oplossen van het levensprobleem wordt gezien in het laten verdwijnen van het probleem."+b+"Ludwig Wittgenstein";
q[62] ="Als er geen alternatief is, dan is er ook geen probleem."+b+"James Burnham";
q[63] ="Liefde: nog zo een probleem dat Marx niet opgelost heeft."+b+"Jean Anouilh";
q[64] ="Componeren is een wijsje onthouden waaraan nog niemand anders gedacht heeft."+b+"Robert Schumann";
var n=Math.floor(Math.random()*(q.length))
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